Q: What's it like having a drop-dead sister who's about to leave you forever?
Elladan: She's always talking about
Aragorn... Estel this and Estel that... yadda yadda yada.
Elrohir: Ya... annoying!
Elladan: It's not that we don't like the guy. We've been hunting with him lots. He really knows how to dice a warg.
Elrohir: Ya... he's a good hunter, fer sure.
Elladan: But to tell you the truth, it'll be a lot more peaceful around here when she moves out.
Elrohir: Ya... nice and quiet.
Elladan: And we'll probably go visit later. They're planning to have a big family and we get to be fairy god-uncles.
Elrohir: Ya... babies are cute.
