The rundown- CA is a weekly publication to bring news and useful insights to our beloved readers.

Freedom of the press. That's the number on main reason that sparked CA. If you're wondering what Freedom of the Press means, you probably shouldn't be here, you should be in school, because you are DUMB.

Mission statement? Purpose? Well...we don't really have one. Rather, we do have one. Its just not long, and professional. Its simple- to bring the news and other "useful" information to our peers in a creatively humorous way. That's about it.

CA is meant for everything. Mainly, reviews, news and our lovely staff columns- but also anything that's sent in, or that cathces our fancy. Seem's simple enough. Key word here is seems. Read on, dear friend, and we hope that we will become useful in your journey through life, a household name, and...well...you get the picture.

-Steve and the CA Staff